I'm sure you do like butts. I would bet you woule like to put as much of yourself into a butt as possible. Something that would fill the whole thing up, like... maybe a finger, or your thumb... I know there's something else shaped like that that would fit perfectly into a butt but I can't remember it for the life of me. Oh yeah, a dick. There's a word for people that like to put their peni into anuses, Mr. Lemulton. I believe you know full well what that makes you by transitive property. I was going to offer you a busty female because I have some left over from that party last night but it seems you would not put it to good use so I will take it elsewhere.
Good day sir.
~GMX7
PS: FGT
DX-weazel
cool story bro